What is your favourite joke?!
Question:
What is your favourite joke?
Answers: A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices our Little Johnny trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, Little Johnny is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.
After watching Little Johnny’s efforts for some time, the priest steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child’s shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring.
Crouching down to the child’s level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, “And now what, my little man?”
To which Little Johnny replies, “Now we run!” Source(s):
http://somethingtolaugh.blogspot.com/... An African was looking up his family tree when..................
A Monkey sh!t on his head!
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Paddy says to Mick
"I hear that the Actress who played P#ssy Galore in Bond has split her f@nny open!
" Mick replies "Honor Blackman?"
Paddy says "No on a dildo!" ones that really throw you for a loop, something you totally was not expecting. I have heard so many that I can guess, sometimes by deductive reasoning, the punch line.
Now the one the caveman Dave just ran was just so lame, yet so unexpecting but it needed some kind of polishing up. A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.
The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."
The olive says "That's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza."
The penis says "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put my head in a bag, throw me in a tunnel, shut the door and leave me there untill I throw up" My favorite joke is looking in the mirror every morning....lol (To Henry VIII) Hampton court your majesty?
(reply) no, it's just the way my trousers hang.
Can't beat a bit of carry on He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you? i thought this was funny cuz i am mexican
'what did the mexican say when the house fell on him?
get off me homes' How does bob Marley like his doughnuts?.. wi' jammin! I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather
And not screaming and shouting like the passengers in his car.