Hi Everyone....A few short ones......?!

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Hi Everyone....A few short ones......?

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''I'm baffled by your yellow penis,'' the doctor told his patient.
''Does anyone else in your family have this condition?''
The concerned fellow shook his head.
''Do you handle any chemicals at work?''
''I don't work. I'm unemployed.''
Well, what do you do all day?''
''Oh, I mostly sit around watching porno movies, eating Quavers.''

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Worried about his failing eyesight, a man goes to his optician - who tells him he must stop masturbating.
''Why?'' asks the man, worriedly, ''Am I going blind?''
''No, your eyesight is fine,'' says the optician, ''But it upsets the other patients in the waiting room.''

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An Essex girl is out driving one day when her car skids and hits the car in front. As she's injured, an ambulance is called and a medic quickly arrives.
''What's your name, love? he asks.
''Tracy,'' she replies.
The medics sees a lot of blood.
''Tracy'' he asks, ''where are you bleeding from?''
''Romford,'' she replies.

Hope you liked...Toe.

Answers: Quavers!?!?! must be a regional food. oooh you must be from the U.K. 'cause our joke over here goes Cheetos.

2nd one it's cool.

3rd one - must be a regional joke. Not familiar with Romford. ha ha ha ha ha very good x lol on all 3 Ha Ha! Funny! 10! Ha ...funny..made me laugh! haha ye they pretti gud lol Bleeding hell, That's funny Lol Anthony your on a roll again tonight,here have a star and thanks for the laugh will send some in shortly.........Toe. hahahaha
funnnny Star for the 2nd joke, thought it was brill.
Very smutty, very good

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