Poor Jerry & his nuts...........?!
Question: Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has
hunted all his life.
When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to
sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand.
After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a
blood-curdling scream.
He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "I thought I told you to be
quiet!"
Jerry says, "Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled
over me, I didn't make a sound.
When that bear was breathing down
my neck, I didn't make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled
up my pants leg and said,
'Should we take them with us or eat them
here?' I couldn't keep quiet any more!"
Answers: Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has
hunted all his life.
When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to
sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand.
After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a
blood-curdling scream.
He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "I thought I told you to be
quiet!"
Jerry says, "Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled
over me, I didn't make a sound.
When that bear was breathing down
my neck, I didn't make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled
up my pants leg and said,
'Should we take them with us or eat them
here?' I couldn't keep quiet any more!"
Hello Paddlepop.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Whew , you're making me sit with my legs
crossed . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .! ! !
Regards,
Lenny.
But ya' still get a star ! (:-).
lmfao ^___^
imma tell that to my daddy
(:<
muahahaha
u made my dayy
hehehe that was funny, just imagine chipmunks talking bout nuts like that.... haha