Two Irishman meet a tourist- Funny or Not?!


Question: A Swiss man, on holiday in Dublin, needed directions. He was standing outside Davy Byrne's pub when he saw two youths walking by so he stops them and asks, 'Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?'

The two lads look at each other blankly and stare back at him.

'Excusez-moi, parlez vous Fran?ais ?' he tries.

The two continue to stare.

'Parlare Italiano?' Still absolutely no response from the two lads.

'Hablan ustedes Espanol?' The Dublin lads remain totally silent.

The Swiss guy walks off extremely disappointed and downhearted that he had not been understood. One of the boys turns to the second and says, 'Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language!'

'Why?' says the youth, 'That guy knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good!'

Answers: A Swiss man, on holiday in Dublin, needed directions. He was standing outside Davy Byrne's pub when he saw two youths walking by so he stops them and asks, 'Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?'

The two lads look at each other blankly and stare back at him.

'Excusez-moi, parlez vous Fran?ais ?' he tries.

The two continue to stare.

'Parlare Italiano?' Still absolutely no response from the two lads.

'Hablan ustedes Espanol?' The Dublin lads remain totally silent.

The Swiss guy walks off extremely disappointed and downhearted that he had not been understood. One of the boys turns to the second and says, 'Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language!'

'Why?' says the youth, 'That guy knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good!'
you irish are not that daft then xx hehehehe xxx lol xxx
funny
funny
Good chuckle. :) Not many HILARIOUS jokes now-a-days.
That was a good one keep going
Eh...
lol
lol,lol,lol.10/10.
it took me a few seconds to get it.i sort of had to read the last bit again.i got it now.it's a cooooooooool joke....i like.thanks for sharing and for the good laugh.
Excellent.

I like the reasoning.

The Irish are not so daft!
It was alright...cute
good one
That's a cracker! A real belter!

Thank you very much. :)
too true
but i still wish i had learned other languages
lol...
Amuseing!
funny ha ha
lol funny ha ha
hahaha very good
NICE.
hahaha funny lmao
Funny, but more like a cute joke.
good 1 LOL 10/10 x


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