Man goes to the dentist - funny or not?!
Question: A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"
The man replies, "all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious...Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything --- meat, toast, fish, vegtables, everything."
"Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome." "Why chrome?" asks the patient.
To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
Answers: A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"
The man replies, "all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious...Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything --- meat, toast, fish, vegtables, everything."
"Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome." "Why chrome?" asks the patient.
To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
A little bit funny but not as funny as some jokes posted earlier.
bad-not even funny-sorry!
not funny at all
that's pretty corny.
lol
I don't really get it, so i dont think that it's funny.
I don't get it.
i dont get it at all
cringeworthy funny....... nice one
I don't get it... please explain
Hmm...not that funny. More like funny in a stupid way. (No offense).
uh!?!
i dont get it so i would say its not funny
because im not really dumb
Cute hehehe
oh lord i pulled a muscle from rolling my eyes
Hahahahaha Well I think it's funny.
i laughed.
UMMM SORRY BUT I WOULDNT TELL IT AGAIN! BUT IT MIGHT BE FUNNY TO THE DENTIST FOR YOUR NEXT VISIT!
Cute. Thanks for sharing
ur joke suxs u better work on them cuz i just fell asleep reading this
haha? sori that was sarcastic laughter
no it wasnt funny at all sori
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God that's bad....no offence.face/desk
not very funny...sorry....
It's okay. Not what I thought it would be. I wanted something really funny since I'm in a weird mood today.~~
ooooh - pretty lame
Uhhh, being honest, its really bad. Sorry.
ok not bad.
I got it, but it wasn't that funny....!!
u wasted a minute of mine
sorry it aint funny
not really that funny girl you can do better i know xxx