Signs and notices - funny or not?!


Question: At a car dealership in Maryland to announce new seat belt legislation: "Belt your family. It's the law."

Seen while traveling in the Yucatan Peninsula: "Broken English spoken perfectly"

At an Applebee's restaraunt: "NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!"

Fitness Center sign: "Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself - regardless of the facts."

In restaurant: "Open seven days a week and weekends."

On the freeway in Boston during a MAJOR transformation of the streets and bridges, etc: "Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor."

A sign in front of an advertising agency in south superhighway, Philippines: "A BUSINESS WITH NO SIGN IS A SIGN OF NO BUSINESS"

A sign in front of a Macadamia Nut Factory in Hawaii: "Caution: Nuts crossing road."

Answers: At a car dealership in Maryland to announce new seat belt legislation: "Belt your family. It's the law."

Seen while traveling in the Yucatan Peninsula: "Broken English spoken perfectly"

At an Applebee's restaraunt: "NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!"

Fitness Center sign: "Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself - regardless of the facts."

In restaurant: "Open seven days a week and weekends."

On the freeway in Boston during a MAJOR transformation of the streets and bridges, etc: "Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor."

A sign in front of an advertising agency in south superhighway, Philippines: "A BUSINESS WITH NO SIGN IS A SIGN OF NO BUSINESS"

A sign in front of a Macadamia Nut Factory in Hawaii: "Caution: Nuts crossing road."
now these are good girl pmsl xxxxx
lol. Thanks for these.
funny, thanks'
those are funny
All very funny, especially the one about rome x have a star!
Some of those are pretty good. I've got one to add. When we were driving through Tennessee we saw a billboard that said, "Tattoos done while you wait." I'm not sure if they were intentionally trying to be funny or not!
Nice, those are funny. Keep em up!
Haha. Those people who had these ideas must not have known what "redundant" means.
Some good ones there.
Except for the first one, they are all funny! I never find violence, real or implied, funny!
giggle giggle lol
Now I've stopped laughing I will answer they are all very funny but my favourites are, the belt your family one and the Boston freeway.
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!


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