Funny or not? star if you like!!?!
Question: Man asks his friend, "I hear you and your Wife got divorced, what happened? Friend answers, I dunno really, it was after I bought that big double water bed, we just seemed to drift apart!
Answers: Man asks his friend, "I hear you and your Wife got divorced, what happened? Friend answers, I dunno really, it was after I bought that big double water bed, we just seemed to drift apart!
Lol that was ssoo very funny the moral of the story stay away from waterbeds,here have a star.
Groooooan! Ha! That one actually hurt! Try this one:
A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where`s Mom and dad?"
and she replied, "they`re up in bed."
The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where`s Mom and Dad?"
and she replied "they`re still up in bed."
Again the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play. Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma "where`s Mom and dad?"
and his grandmother replied "they`re still up in bed."
The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "whats so funny? Every time I tell you they`re still up in bed you start to laugh! what is going on here?"
The little boy replied, "well last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue.
kinda cheesy but I think that is what made me giggle
great, one to text my brother and sis in law as they have a water bed!!
hahaha excellent. Thanks for sharing. Have a star. lol
v good. I have a friend that really loves jokes like that!
I thought they got divorced because of incompatability. He didn't have any income and she didn't have any patability.