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Answers: annoyed when it keeps a running commentary on his lovemaking.Finally,he throws a towel over the cage and threatents to give the bird to the zoo if it doesn't keep quiet.Early the next morning,the couple have trouble c;osing a suitcase."You get on top and I'll try",the groom instructs.But that doesn't work,The new bride figures they need more weight on top of the suitcase to shut it."You try getting on top,"she says.Still no success.Finally,the groom says,"Look,let's both get on top."At this point the parrot uses his beak to pull the towel off and says,"Zoo or no zoo,I have to see this."
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A man approaches a beautiful woman in a supermarket and asks,"You know,I've lost my wife here.Can you talk to me for a couple of min?"
"Why?"she asks."Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman,my wife appers put of nowhere."

I hope you enjoyed them and star if you like them.
Thank you.xxx

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Very good,I wondered where my parrot got too....have a star...Toe.

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lol thanks

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they suck

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ha...ha... those are good!

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Cute!

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very good, here is a star

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Thanks, they all made me laugh.

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