Man starts work at a zoo, clean but funny?!
Question: turns up for work at zoo manager said go and feed the fish, then the chimps then see to the bee hives, feeding the fish a pike grabs his finger he throws fish against wall it dies. o.m.g. wot can i do i will feed it to lion, goes to chimps one jumps on him he is startled throws it to a brick wall it dies, he gets rid of it by feeding it to the lion, goes to bees a few crawl up his sleeve he squashes them with his hand, gets rid of them to the lion, a new lion comes to the pound and asks first lion wot the food is like, he says its great, well take today we have had fish, chimps and mushy bees...........
Answers: turns up for work at zoo manager said go and feed the fish, then the chimps then see to the bee hives, feeding the fish a pike grabs his finger he throws fish against wall it dies. o.m.g. wot can i do i will feed it to lion, goes to chimps one jumps on him he is startled throws it to a brick wall it dies, he gets rid of it by feeding it to the lion, goes to bees a few crawl up his sleeve he squashes them with his hand, gets rid of them to the lion, a new lion comes to the pound and asks first lion wot the food is like, he says its great, well take today we have had fish, chimps and mushy bees...........
Excellent have a star.
lol very good
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lol not bad at all
What do you call a zoo that only has one dog in it?
A Shitzu.
LFMAO and ROFLOL. Classic.
Never heard that one before, made me laugh.
Good one thanks.
I enjoyed that one. Thanks for sharing.