Two women friends had gone for a girl's night.?!


Question: Both were very faithful and loving wives, but they'd got over-enthusiastic on the Vodka Cruisers.Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to pee,
so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had
nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take
off her panties and use them.

Her friend, however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she put down her panties picked up the ribbon and proceeded to
wipe with that. After the girls did their business,
they continued to stumble home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed -- hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights
have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the
worst.. My wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her **** that said.....
"From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."


Answers: Both were very faithful and loving wives, but they'd got over-enthusiastic on the Vodka Cruisers.Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to pee,
so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had
nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take
off her panties and use them.

Her friend, however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she put down her panties picked up the ribbon and proceeded to
wipe with that. After the girls did their business,
they continued to stumble home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed -- hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights
have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the
worst.. My wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her **** that said.....
"From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."
lol,lol,lol.10/10.
thanks for posting.
great
Heard this one before but makes me laugh every time.
Classic
not that funny, but it made me smile at least
I love a good ghost story
HAHAHAHA. Good one.
LMAO! What more can I say?
now THAT is funny!
star!
Good one, worth a smile
hey thats a good one! very original!
really really funny
Brilliant! lmao : D
HAHAHAHAHAH BEST ONE I'VE READ!!
omg awesome lol
That must be hell of a night. At least it was from the Fire Station if it burns they can put it of they have enough water for that.
Very good, made me laugh
lol. A star 4 u.
lol that is so cool


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