Pure wrong,but Funny!?!?!
Question: One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the
middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned
to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out
but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper.
He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they
became worried and decided to go to the hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date.
After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he
could get the peanut out.
The young man told the father to sit down, then
proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard.
When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.
The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy.
The young man insisted that it was nothing.
Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so wonderful!
Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?"
The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law."
Answers: One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the
middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned
to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out
but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper.
He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they
became worried and decided to go to the hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date.
After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he
could get the peanut out.
The young man told the father to sit down, then
proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard.
When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.
The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy.
The young man insisted that it was nothing.
Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so wonderful!
Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?"
The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law."
OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was horrible !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ewwwww !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But BLOOMIN' funny even though !!!!!!!!
ROFLMFAO !!!!!!!!!!
Filthy but very funnii
eww gross
but ye purti funi lol
Very funny,to me.
Ah that was gross and sooo funny.
Star for you.
straight up funny!
That is soo wrong but it is hilarious
that was cute :)
This one was posted yesterday...still funny though!!
yuk!!! never expected that
thanks
xxx vici
awwww thats so bad but soooo funny I have to remember this one.
lol i thought that was stupid but it was funny at the same time also
OH i loved it
Its damn gross that it made me laugh.