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Question: A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife."Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted!

On the card was written:
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti...Two with meatballs, One without."


Answers: A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife."Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted!

On the card was written:
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti...Two with meatballs, One without."
hahaha I enjoyed it. Thanks for sharing. Have a star.
lol awesome!!!
Serves him right!!!
oh dang that's a suprise...OMG....Lucky Daddy to be!!
Oh my god...that must be awful for the husband to pay child support.
nice one,,,,,,like it very good
very good i give that 3 stars
Lol Anthony that was ssoo very funny,yep that comes from hiding the truth,here have a star and thanks again for the laugh.xx
hahaha good one.
LOL - very funny
Great joke thanks
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