There was an Englishman, a French man, and an American ...?!
Question: that were stranded on an island after their boat capsized.
Shortly thereafter, they were kidnapped by some cannibals who informed them that they were going to kill them all, eat them for supper, and use their skin for their canoes. They gave each man the choice of how he wanted to die.
The Englishman chose to die by sword. They handed him an a sword which he held overhead shouting "Hail the Queen!" and then stabbed himself and died.
The Frenchman chose to die by revolver. They handed him his weapon and he shot himself after shouting, "Viva la France!"
Finally, they ask the American and he requests a fork.
A fork? They are all puzzled, but sticking to their promise find him a fork.
The American grabs the fork and begins to stab himself everywhere furiously ... shouting ...
"D*mn you canoes!!!!"
=)
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Answers: that were stranded on an island after their boat capsized.
Shortly thereafter, they were kidnapped by some cannibals who informed them that they were going to kill them all, eat them for supper, and use their skin for their canoes. They gave each man the choice of how he wanted to die.
The Englishman chose to die by sword. They handed him an a sword which he held overhead shouting "Hail the Queen!" and then stabbed himself and died.
The Frenchman chose to die by revolver. They handed him his weapon and he shot himself after shouting, "Viva la France!"
Finally, they ask the American and he requests a fork.
A fork? They are all puzzled, but sticking to their promise find him a fork.
The American grabs the fork and begins to stab himself everywhere furiously ... shouting ...
"D*mn you canoes!!!!"
=)
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