Joke -{requires understanding of Northern (UK) use of english}?!


Question: 2 files on a piece of dog sh*t

one say the the other
"haven't see you around for a while"

other one says
"No, I've been on the sick"


Answers: 2 files on a piece of dog sh*t

one say the the other
"haven't see you around for a while"

other one says
"No, I've been on the sick"
Very good.
Two buckets of sick are walking past an alley, one of them starts crying. 'What's up?' asks the other one. 'That's where I was brought up' said his mate.
very good!! lol
you probably mean FLIES.
very funny
So the first one says "Cheer up, I'll take you on the piss."
lol

2 rats in a sewer, one says to the other im so bored of this, s**t for breakfast, s**t for dinner.......... The othr rat says "dont worry mate, we;ll go on the p*ss later! : )
good one
lol


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