Have you been stopped by the Police recently?!
Question: An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were stopped on High Street by the police and asked for their names. Not wishing to give their real names the English man looked about and and then said "John Sainsburys" The Scotsman looked around and said "Mark Spencer". The Irish man did the same and said "Bradford and Bingley Buildng Society".
Answers: An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were stopped on High Street by the police and asked for their names. Not wishing to give their real names the English man looked about and and then said "John Sainsburys" The Scotsman looked around and said "Mark Spencer". The Irish man did the same and said "Bradford and Bingley Buildng Society".
Another oldie
Is that a true story?
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think I know that...
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i would chose Faith!
thanks for the chuckle.
nice 1 .lol
gud one dude
I was working with joe and he said bring the gangly wrench, well it turns out it was a socket not sprocket!!
hahaha....it surely is worth a laugh....great shakes & a star.
A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She
then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she will have to go and sit in the back. The blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!' The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot about this. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an Economy place and she will have to leave and return to her original seat. The blonde replies, 'I am blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!' Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason. The pilot says, 'You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!' He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh i'm sorry - I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to
make her move without any fuss. The pilot replied, "I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne."
lol good one
lol!good one!
Hilarious D very funny.You deserve a star .hahahahaha
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How sweet it is to hear some FUN early in the day! Thanks!!!