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Answers: Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation.

They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, "Look! He's moving!"

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another good one girl your good keep it up babes xxx lol xx

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HAHAHA, i heard this before.
taht's a good one, lol.

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nope

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Funny

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lol

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Funny

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Not funny.

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yea thats funny lol

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its kind of funny,
but that just my opinion.
it really depends on your sence of humour.

this joke is okay,
but you could probably find a better one on google.ca

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its funny to me, but i can see where people would get offended

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Pretty funny!

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It made me laugh!

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i think that this is funny and hilarious

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CUTE

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lmao this was funny! :))))

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ME TOO

thats what i would like to hear too

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ha ha ha funny

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I like it lol

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LOL!!!

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lol...good one..here's one for you

I went to the men's room and went inside a bathroom cubicle. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other cubicle saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's room but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just travelling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, "No........... I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

CHeeRiOS

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Sounds like something my dizzy brother in law would say. Good!

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hahaha nice one

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Great joke, now here is one for you.

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the
night celebrating St Patrick's Day.

Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight
Paddy."

Paddy replies, "Okay Mick, I'll be on my way then."

Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls

flat on his face.

"Shoite," he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself
off.

He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face, "Shite,
shite!"

He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he

can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine.

He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door

frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air,
feels much better and takes a step out onto the sidewalk and falls flat
on his face.

"Bi' Jesus... I'm Stinin drunk," he says.

He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door,
hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside. He
takes a look up the stairs and says, "No flamin' way".

He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says, "I

can make it to the bed." He takes a step into the room and falls flat on
his face.

He says, "Ahh,well", and falls into bed.

The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room

carrying a cup of coffee and says, "Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to
drink last night?".

Paddy says, "I did Jess. I was really drunk. But how'd

you know?"

"Mick phoned . . . you left your wheelchair at the pub."

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Nice one

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very very funny best ive heard all day xx

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i dont get it!!

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hahaha the last guy has the right idea, thx...star!

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