Joke:::::::::::American soldier?!
Question: An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London.
The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little Fifi is using that seat?"
The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired." The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"
The soldier didn't say anything else. He leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier. An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road.
And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong b-i-t-c-h out of the window."
Answers: An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London.
The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little Fifi is using that seat?"
The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired." The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"
The soldier didn't say anything else. He leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier. An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road.
And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong b-i-t-c-h out of the window."
Great story. And that b*tch is now living in the flat above mine!
Oh Calamity I really did have a good laugh at that one have a big star
haha thats funny!
lol! D@m%
brilliant and unheard by myself before.thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brilliant! I almost spewed my sesame tofu on the keyboard!
liked it.very funny lol
hahaha awesome! she should have moved the dam dog for someone so giving of himself....star!
Brilliant lmao 10/10 x
hahaha that is a very good joke. Thanks
hehe...
heard it b4 but still cute
*giggles*
Very good ha ha ha
Here's your star, dear. Good form :)
That ones a Classic ! lol
Very good, have another star!
now that I liked....have a star.............nice one!
Fan-focking-tastic!!!
ha ha ha hope can't get overdosed with laughter. another star 4 u babe.
Oh Jane, that hell o' funny! Hi 5 and a star for u.
Now thats a real Yankee doodle...lol
i like that lol
:)
very good, I had forgotten the punch line.
hahahahaaaaaaa that was brilliant ....pmsl
Hahahahhahaaaaa, thanks for keeping me going.
LMSUIAO I'm old enough to have met her and she's still the same only now she tells this story about some Yank assaulting and murdering her Fifi during the war. LOL