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Question: As I watched the .......... .My .......... got stuck. But I had a .............. .So I ............. the neighbour.
Answers: As I watched the .......... .My .......... got stuck. But I had a .............. .So I ............. the neighbour.
As i watch the dog hump the cat. my eye got stuck. But i had an itch. so i killed the neighbour.
As i watched the dirty film my wotsit got stuck in my zipper. but i had a jar of vaseline so i slipped the neighbour one.....
(From a male point of view...sorry)
As I watched the barier slowly come down My leg got stuck But I had a cell phone So I phoned for help but choose the wrong time and woke the neighbour.
have you been drinking again,
as i watched the game, my foot got stuck. but i had a badger, so i hit the neighbor.
As I watched the sunset. My heart got stuck. But I had a good friend with me. So I hugged the neighbour.