Joke::::elderly couple?!


Question: An elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera and announces, "My friends, I'd like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. Place one hand on top of your TV and the other hand on the part of your body that ails you, and I will heal you."

The old woman has been having terrible stomach problems, so she places one hand on the television and the other hand on her stomach. Meanwhile, her husband approaches the television, placing one hand on top of the TV and the other hand on his groin.

With a frown, his wife says, "Ernest, he's talking about healing the sick, not raising the dead."


Answers: An elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera and announces, "My friends, I'd like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. Place one hand on top of your TV and the other hand on the part of your body that ails you, and I will heal you."

The old woman has been having terrible stomach problems, so she places one hand on the television and the other hand on her stomach. Meanwhile, her husband approaches the television, placing one hand on top of the TV and the other hand on his groin.

With a frown, his wife says, "Ernest, he's talking about healing the sick, not raising the dead."
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Good one, liked that..
hee hee that's a great one! I will have to pass that on to a few friends that I know will find it funny. Thanks for that one! :D
lmao, u get a star :), lmao
Good one!
o.k.
lol
very good...i give you a star i do
pure excellence
starred
very old joke
I like that one. Thanks for sharing. lol
hahaha this was cute...star
that was quite funny have a star!!
STAR!!!!!!
have a star not heard that before very funny.
lol
ha ha ha funny
Simply perfect!!! :))))))) Thanx for the laugh!!!
Lol, very funny, hahahaha
ok, now have you got a needle and thread, you split my sides

have a star

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I like it lol
hahahahaaaa thats a good'un ...lol
LOLOLOLOL stars FOR U woot! Thanks for the laugh
-christina xoxox
Hahahahahahaaaa, loved it, keep them coming honey.


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