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Answers: Mrs Jones was cleaning her teeenage son's room when she suddenly called out to her husband
"come here quick"

"whats the matter love"

"Look, look here, what I found under our son's bed......... Filthy magazines........ 'S & M quarterly', 'Swish' and 'Caning galore'.......what should we do?"

"I don't know, love........ But I don't think we should spank him"

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lol
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra.

Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!

The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let
your rose buds show!" And out she goes.

The next day the teenager comes downstairs , and the grandmother is sitting
there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother
that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate...

The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose buds,
then I can display my hanging baskets."

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Oldie but a goodie. Have a star

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are they the husbands magazines?

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LOL! But it'd be worse if they found vibrators, whips, chains and roleplay costumes... HAHA XD

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lol.10/10.that was great.thank you for posting.

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hehe i like it and southern boy needs to get a grip does ne1 else think racism is gettin old now matey go n die

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Well if I knew someone was going to make racist jokes...I would have made some jokes about rednecks...but oh wait...I'm bigger than that.

Shut the hell up Southern Boy!

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oh my goodness:(

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Not bad had a laugh

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old is gold

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