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Answers: A dinna hay a bawbee.Ave git holes in ma sheen a ar lettin in water.My toosers are barkit n won in a.My jackits an al een Ive hid it al lang time.The elbas hiv left n the win jist bla s in.It ust ti hay buttins ina.Ma bike s got punktyrs so am wakin. Files yer here thanx for your ear.I will look at all replies.And give ten points.

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I am scared. My pockets are empty. I'm pregnant and broke.

I'm going to have a baby. I have holes in my shack that are letting the water in. My trousers are torn and worn and my jacket and I've hid that a long time. The elbows are worn out and the wind just blasts in. It used to have buttons on it. My bike has punctures so I am walking. Thanks for listening.

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mybe subjestion al yall gits an edumacation n beggins wit ridddn writn n spillen. Alt so gits sum pat chin fer d holes in duh sheds and der toosers.

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i hope that you have a really nice day

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Wheres that interpreter gone?

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Lady says you're dinner's in the oven, your slippers are behind the fridge, and the back door key is under the back door mat. She'll be staying at my place for a while while she calms down and thinks about what she's going to be doing for the rest of her life. By the sounds of things you don't figure in her plans. Best wishes for a speedy recovery. Brian

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What are you on? Do you possess the recipe? Can you get me some? Geeezzz! Don't get it, myself, must be a frame of reference difference that only really powerful hallucinogens could explain, hmmmmm? LOL, but, Dude, SERIOUSLY! WTF?

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tat es asolty fsinatin i jus wis i new wat yer da taken but ye

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OMG - IS SPELL CHECK BROKEN?!?!?

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