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Answers: Mama and Papa Bear are accused of child abuse. Baby Bear is put on the stand to testify and is asked by the judge, "Do you want to live with Papa Bear?"

"No," Baby Bear replies, "he beats me."

The judge asks, "Do you want to live with Mama Bear?"

"No," Baby Bear replies, "she beats me too."

So the judge says, "Who do you want to live with then?"

Baby Bear replies, "I want to live with the Chicago Bears, they don't beat anybody."

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Oh Miss Fidgety, if you weren't so funny I'd have to be upset about you picking on my Bears =) That's ok though, I've lost the faith in them too. I really was pulling for Green Bay last weekend =P

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LMSUIAO I can see you upsetting the Bear's fans LOL

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lol

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lol that was cute

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cute one

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rofl!! that was hell funny. im totally showing this to my teacher, his like a super cub fan, lmao!! lol!!

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they may wanna beat you lol

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LOLOL !!!!!!!

its true

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i dont get it.

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For the people who don't get it the Chicago Bears are an American football team!! ILMAO!! Thanks

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lol

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hahaha good one...thx

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lol and clean

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clever hee hee hee

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brilliant pmsl 10/10 x

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Well,I'm not from America so I'm not into the Chicago Bears or anybody else in that particular sport,but I did get the joke.It's brilliant.Thanks for the laugh and for sharing.Lol.10/10.

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nice..coz i aint a bear's fan anyway..

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Hahahahhahaaaaaaa, funny honey

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hahahahahaaaaa lmao, that was brilliant fidget ....

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