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Answers: Paddy goes to see the doctor, because he's a little too well-endowed. In fact, it's 25 inches long and he can't get any women to have sex with him.

Anyway, the doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but recommends a witch doctor that he thinks might be able to help.

The witch doctor takes a look at the problem and tells him to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a leprechaun that lives there. "Ask the leprechaun to marry you and each time the leprechaun says no, you'll be 5 inches shorter."

Worth a try, he thinks, and off he dashes into the forest. He finds the pond and sees the leprechaun on the other side, sitting on a log.


"Leprechaun, will you marry me?"

The leprechaun looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No."

Paddy looks down and sure enough, he's 5 inches shorter. Hey, this is great he thinks -- let's try that again. "Will you marry me?"

The leprechaun rolls his eyes, and shouts back again, "No!"

Zappo! -- Paddy's down to 15 inches. Well, that's still a bit excessive, he thinks. Down another 5 would be perfect. So he calls across again, "Leprechaun, will you marry me?"

The irritated leprechaun yells back, "Look..how many times do I have to tell you? No, No, NO!"

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now everyone knows about me xx hehehehehe xx pmsl

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Very good

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Brilliant! deserves a star!

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HA HA HA.... THATS FUNNY

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Very Good and funny, well done!

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Well poor little Paddy!!
Maybe he should have settled for 15 inches..
Oh well, it isn't too big now!!
Hehe:)

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good one 10/10 lmao

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LOL,,, really good to start this morning,, keep going cutie,,

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LOL.

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Excellent. Nice to have Irish jokes for us Irish girls. lol

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good 1

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pmsl 10/10 xx

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Lol that was sssooo very funny you don't mind if I print this one cause me Irish paddy's in hospital and this will give him a good laugh and cheer,thanks for the laugh and here is a star for you,wish I could give you more.xxx

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