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Answers: One American, one Japanese and Banta Singh were sitting naked in the sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The American pressed his arm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him
questioningly.
"That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his
ear and spoke briefly into it.
When he finished he explained, "That was mobile phone. I have a microchip in
my hand."
Banta Singh felt decidedly low-tech. So as not to be outdone, he decided he
had to do something just as impressive.
He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet. He returned with a piece
of toilet paper hanging from his backside.
The others raised their eyebrows...!

"Will you look at that," said Banta Singh. "I'm getting a fax!"

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haha - LOL!! thats cute!!
thanks for the laugh!

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Thank you! That made me giggle and Im having such a bad day!

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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
lmao
brilliant
star

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funny.

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yes good one.

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lol this is too funny!

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Very funny!

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This is funny but please stop touting for stars.
If people like your jokes, they will decide to star you or not.

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Lol

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I don't think thats funny, sorry

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Nooooo way am I gonna look! I'm scarred for life the way it is!
Awesome.....

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cool

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LOL hahaha thats cute!

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i liked it any way and i dont think i've ever heard of banta singh

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lmao, really funny

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Wow, that's a really good one! Nice!

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keep em comin a star just 4 you.lol

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Now that's what I call a funny joke!!!

thanks

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hahaha

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funny

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