Funny i think!!?!


Question: Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit
her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning
home, she will call the same friend and they will
talk for three hours.

Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid
the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.

Women do NOT want an honest answer to the
question, 'How do I look?'

PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter (or at
least men think it means that). PMS also stands
for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My
Spouse.

The first naked man a woman sees is 'Ken'.

Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid
making one left-hand turn.

'Oh, nothing,' has an entirely different
meaning in woman-language than it does in
man-language.

Women cannot use a map without turning the map to
correspond to the direction that they are
heading.

All women are overweight by definition; don't
agree with them about it. Women always have 5
pounds to lose, but don't bring this up unless
they really have


Answers: Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit
her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning
home, she will call the same friend and they will
talk for three hours.

Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid
the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.

Women do NOT want an honest answer to the
question, 'How do I look?'

PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter (or at
least men think it means that). PMS also stands
for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My
Spouse.

The first naked man a woman sees is 'Ken'.

Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid
making one left-hand turn.

'Oh, nothing,' has an entirely different
meaning in woman-language than it does in
man-language.

Women cannot use a map without turning the map to
correspond to the direction that they are
heading.

All women are overweight by definition; don't
agree with them about it. Women always have 5
pounds to lose, but don't bring this up unless
they really have
Very true!
Women are tricky lol i like it its funny but lol are yew dissin me nr and i lurv the bit bout pms
lol thats true! thats me in most of them!!
Do you know why they named it "PMS"?

Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken. (Heard this years ago from a very intelligent female co-worker and nearly wet my pants!)
you traitor!how can devalue women like that?
uh sure, they're wonderful
Very, very nice!!!
They are all facts no doubt, but my doubt is whether you are really a woman, as your identity in the Avtar suggests
lmfao so ture
The first naked man a woman see's might not be ken if they have a twin brother
ha ha ha funny
lol
yes its true, women can be nuts, but they are still worthy of pursuit, lol ;)
lmao some cracked!!
im all of em:L
spesh the phone one and the weight ones:P haha

thanks for the laugh :D

xx
men b careful=]


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