A few fun jokes - funny or not?!


Question: My wife still uses curlers in her hair after she washes it. She came into the Family Room as I was watching TV.
I guess I stared at her funny because she said, "I just set my hair."
The last thing I remember saying was, "Oh, really? And what time does it go off?"

A state legislator is awakened in the middle of the night by his wife, who whispers, "I think there's a thief in the house."
"Not in the House, my dear," her husband says. "Perhaps in the Senate, but not in the House."

An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers.
In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote..
"They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead.


Answers: My wife still uses curlers in her hair after she washes it. She came into the Family Room as I was watching TV.
I guess I stared at her funny because she said, "I just set my hair."
The last thing I remember saying was, "Oh, really? And what time does it go off?"

A state legislator is awakened in the middle of the night by his wife, who whispers, "I think there's a thief in the house."
"Not in the House, my dear," her husband says. "Perhaps in the Senate, but not in the House."

An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers.
In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote..
"They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead.
very good these are quite funny!! have another star!!
not funny, try harder next time.
Those are funny! didn't get the one about the senate but those are still funny!
Lol....too funny!! Especially #3. I gotta call my sister!!
Thanks!!
they're amusing, but not laugh out loud funny.
Not the best of the best, but good and original. have a **STAR** for the chuckle
they are ok..
they were cute! not totally side spilting but they were giggle worthy.
hahaha gave me a giggle
I like those
I LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOVVVEE the last one the most.

The second one: NoPe..

First one: Worse than the second.

But i love the 3rd one.
Maybe it is a slow night Raindrops.
not your best babes but still funny xxx


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