The two pickpockets - funny or not?!
Question: Two pickpockets are out for a walk together one evening. Every now and then, one of them stops, takes out his watch and looks at it. His companion begins to get annoyed.
"What's up with you?" he says. "Why do you keep looking at your watch? Ain't it workin'?"
"I'm not looking at it to see the time," says the other. "I'm looking at it to make sure that it's still there."
Answers: Two pickpockets are out for a walk together one evening. Every now and then, one of them stops, takes out his watch and looks at it. His companion begins to get annoyed.
"What's up with you?" he says. "Why do you keep looking at your watch? Ain't it workin'?"
"I'm not looking at it to see the time," says the other. "I'm looking at it to make sure that it's still there."
very good and its very true aswell!! have a star!!
this one's better than the others i've read =P.
Excellent
That is great. lol
hahahahah lmao funny 10!! enjoy a star!!
meh
Come one Raindrops you've done better. Is it a slow night???????????????
lol
time 2.lol
good 1 lol 10/10 x
your good girl xxx lol xxx very funny