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Answers: 1. 'I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.'

2. 'I have lurnt Word for Widows, computor operations and spreasheet progroms.'

3. 'I received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.'

4. 'Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.'

5. 'Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.'

6. 'Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.'

7. 'It's best for employers that I not work with people.'

8. 'Let's meet , so you can ' ooh' and ' aah' over my experience.'

9. 'You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time.'

10. 'Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.'

11. 'I was working for my mom until she decided to move.'

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ok

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i concur not your best,,,lol,,, keep trying

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i dont really think there funny,

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pretty good lol

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Not bad

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Don't try to hide ignorance with jest

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Ah so that's why I didn't get that job!!! lol

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good 1's ,9/10 x

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