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Answers: Please send me details about cheap milk as I am stagnant.

Dear milkman I've just had a baby, please leave another one.

Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk.

Milk is needed for the baby. Father is unable to supply it.

Please don't leave any more milk. All they do is drink it.

Milkman, please close the gate behind you because the birds keep pecking the tops off the milk.

Milkman, please could I have a loaf but not bread today.

Please cancel milk. I have nothing coming into the house but two sons on the dole.

Sorry not to have paid your bill before, but my wife had a baby and I've been carrying it around in my pocket for weeks.

Sorry about yesterday's note. I didn't mean one egg and a dozen pints, but the other way round.

When you leave my milk knock on my bedroom window and wake me because I want you to give me a hand to turn the mattress.

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lmao thanx for the laughs

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lol nice one

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HA HA GOOD ONES!!

How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
With a Cowculator

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lol

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Much better lol

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hahaha lol

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These are funny! LOL!

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ha ha its different..

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good 1's pmsl 10/10 x

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