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Answers: Keep Taking the Medicine
Patient: It's been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable.

Doctor: Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you?

Patient: I sure did - the bottle said 'keep tightly closed.'

What Vision
Amy to X-ray technician after swallowing some money: 'Do you see any change in me?'

Quick Diagnosis
Nurse: 'Doctor, Doctor the man you've just treated collapsed on the front step. What should I do?'

Doctor: 'Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!'

Eating Disorder
A mother complained to her doctor about her daughter's strange eating habits. 'All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?'

'Eventually,' said the Doctor, 'she will rise and shine.'

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Funny lol

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Good ones

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Very good

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lol . lots better than earlier

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Barrum Pish!

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Good, but the Eating Disorder is hitting the spot: Rating: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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haha those r gud uns x

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hahaha the eating disorder made me burst out laughing. lol

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sweet...

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I did not think there were any more good doctor jokes left.

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Good ones. I enjoyed them. Thanks.

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I liked those they are good.

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L O L 10/10 x

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Very funny - eating disorder lol

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great! lol

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hahahaha

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ha ha ha funny

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