Halloween....?!
Question: An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to
dress up and go out.
The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon
between her legs. When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out
like that!"
She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you."
Where upon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked with
a potato tied to his tally whacker. The old woman says, "You're going out
like that?"
And he replies, "Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a
dick-tator."
Answers: An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to
dress up and go out.
The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon
between her legs. When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out
like that!"
She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you."
Where upon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked with
a potato tied to his tally whacker. The old woman says, "You're going out
like that?"
And he replies, "Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a
dick-tator."
Hehehe...Now that's funny right there...I don't care who you are! LOL Thanks for the laugh so early this morning! Where on earth do you come up with this crazy stuff?!! =D
Sounds like a really fun family! lol Thanks babe! =D Report It
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