Joke: Dress In The Crack?!
Question: Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye.
His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"
"But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"
"Johnny," the father said, "You don't do those kind of things to women."
Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue.
Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"
"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"
Answers: Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye.
His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"
"But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"
"Johnny," the father said, "You don't do those kind of things to women."
Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue.
Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"
"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"
hahahahaa brilliant ....little johnny 'cracks' me up every time ...excellent...pmsl
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ha ha funny
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awe tat cheered me up!! :):) thanks!!xx
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hehehehehehe!!!! i love it!!! happy day:)
Good one
ha ha catholic schools violence, poor little johny only trying to help.
omg, the little devil, but don't you just love him, pmsl
have a star
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hahha, I don't think Johnny got the point....
Funny, funny and funny.
hahaha Little Johnny...when will he learn....star!
very cute!
roflmao!!!!!
sooooooooooooo funny!!
bet he was only there for the 'crack',pmsl
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hahaha wow! thats the funniest joke i ever heard!