Joke: Successful Sons?!
Question: Four men went to play golf one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill.
The three men started talking and bragging about their sons. The first man told the others "My son is a home builder, and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free."
The second man said, "My son is a car salesman, and now owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave a friend a new Mercedes, fully loaded.
The third man , not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a stockbroker, and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire portfolio."
The fourth man joined them at the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The fist man mentioned, "We are just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?"
The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and a go-go dancer at a gay bar." The other three men grew silent as he continued, "I'm not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing well. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, and brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio."
Answers: Four men went to play golf one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill.
The three men started talking and bragging about their sons. The first man told the others "My son is a home builder, and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free."
The second man said, "My son is a car salesman, and now owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave a friend a new Mercedes, fully loaded.
The third man , not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a stockbroker, and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire portfolio."
The fourth man joined them at the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The fist man mentioned, "We are just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?"
The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and a go-go dancer at a gay bar." The other three men grew silent as he continued, "I'm not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing well. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, and brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio."
hahaha wow! thats the funniest joke i ever heard!
hahaha!!
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!
holy crap. This is 'bout far the funniest joke ever. LOL. Great going.
Hah hah hah, nice!!
Excellent, thanks. lol
lol
awe... thats sooo funni!! haha!!:)
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lol that was good
lol funny lol
That is a cracker !!!! Mind if I nick it?
Perfection ur joke tops my day hahaha
A very fine one.
Ja Ja Ja That is the best joke i have ever heard...
Omg The whole office was just stearring at me like
man are you o.k?
I have printed your work and showed it to everyone........
very very funny.....
that 1s ok
I have heard this on before...but it still gets me....LMAO!!
sweet. that is now todays top of my list funny
haha that was cute...really made me laugh best one ive read 2day...thanks
i love it! i've heard this a million times but it gets me every time!
Hahah!
Nice nice.. Lol... There should be more of this than some of those racist stuffs here in yahoo...
You just made my day happy again my friend! XD
hahahahaha ROTFLMAO!!! PMSL...happy day:)
Good one
excellent
Brilliant joke..made me laugh!
10/10
now i know where a certain member of my family, is getting all these gifts from, pmsl hun that was a good one
have a star
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Pmsl, what a way to out the others sons...Awesome hun. Thx for the laugh, keep em coming
starred
Bun them up.
still kinda funny tho.
haha!
Very funny. Pity it's a joke 'cos that would be a great way to shut up some of the boasting b********s in any club.
hahahahahaha absolutely brilliant joke ,,, thanks for the laugh ...lmfao
ha ha ha funny