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Question: A fly is flying over a lake. In the lake there is a trout, he sees the fly and he says to himself, "If that fly droped six inches I'd be able to catch it."
There is a bear standing on the shore of the lake and he says to himself, "If that fly drops six inches, the trout catches the fly, and I can catch the trout."
There is a hunter in the forest behind the bear and he says to himself, "If that fly drops six inches, the trout catches the fly, and the bear catches the trout, and I can shoot the bear."
There is a mouse standing behind the hunter and she says, "If that fly drops six inches, the trout catches the fly, the bear catches the trout, the hunter shoots the bear, and I'll be able to get that piece of cheese out of the hunters pocket."
There is a cat behind the mouse and she says, "If that fly drops six inches, the trout catches the fly, the bear catches the trout, the hunter shoots the bear, this mouse gets the cheese out of the hunters pocket, and I can catch the mouse."
So after all of this happens, the fly drops six inches, the trout catches the fly, the bear catches the trout, the hunter shoots the bear, the mouse gets the cheese out of the hunters pocket, and it is the cats turn. So the cat pounces on the mouse, misses it by a mile, falls and gets wet.
What is the moral of this story?
Whenever a fly drops six inches a ***** always gets wet.
Answers: A fly is flying over a lake. In the lake there is a trout, he sees the fly and he says to himself, "If that fly droped six inches I'd be able to catch it."
There is a bear standing on the shore of the lake and he says to himself, "If that fly drops six inches, the trout catches the fly, and I can catch the trout."
There is a hunter in the forest behind the bear and he says to himself, "If that fly drops six inches, the trout catches the fly, and the bear catches the trout, and I can shoot the bear."
There is a mouse standing behind the hunter and she says, "If that fly drops six inches, the trout catches the fly, the bear catches the trout, the hunter shoots the bear, and I'll be able to get that piece of cheese out of the hunters pocket."
There is a cat behind the mouse and she says, "If that fly drops six inches, the trout catches the fly, the bear catches the trout, the hunter shoots the bear, this mouse gets the cheese out of the hunters pocket, and I can catch the mouse."
So after all of this happens, the fly drops six inches, the trout catches the fly, the bear catches the trout, the hunter shoots the bear, the mouse gets the cheese out of the hunters pocket, and it is the cats turn. So the cat pounces on the mouse, misses it by a mile, falls and gets wet.
What is the moral of this story?
Whenever a fly drops six inches a ***** always gets wet.
Pmsl awesome! your on a roll today hun, keep them coming, I can hardly breath I'm laughing so hard.star
fantastic! 10/10
Another good one.
This is a classic. Has been making me laugh for years
lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good one
have a star
lmao--keep em comin lol
that was a good one
Haha Funniii
Took Me A While To Get It Though ;)
Ok you got me. I liked it.
I've re-read this but it's the cat that gets wet, isn't it. Why all the asterisks? There should be three. On to the next joke.
good one
nice one mate.
platobee it's a p,ussy cat.
ohhhhh naughty, but brilliant hun, pmsl,
have a star
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....and funny as hell...
Very clever. ha ha ha ha
The style and the concept of the joke are quite novel!
hahahahaaaa thats a funny one....pmsl
ha ha ha funny
i saw it coming. laughed the whole time.
hehehe, only have to touch my fly and shes off, pmsl, your training is paying off
starred
Lol loved it
Never saw the end coming...
I thought it was one of those management lesson jokes...
Good one!