Lol this has no meaning win the contest and be voted best awnser?!
Question: whoever makes the funniest blonde joke wins 10 points as best answer. here is two that i like dont copy it.
there was a blonde a black haired lady and a red head. they were about to get killed in a death penalty. before they shot the black haired lady they said do u have any last requests she said no. so they went ready aim and she yells tornado they turn around to see and she escaped. the red head said the same thing they went ready aim and she went hurricane she escaped. then the blonde was i see wat they are doing. so they went ready aim and the blonde said fire and she died.
This one is funny to
the blonde went to a elmo factory to get a job. the boss said give every elmo 2 test tikles. she then went and did the job wen the boss can to inspect the job he saw the blonde with a needle putting to balls in each elmo. the boss went i told u to give them 2 test tikles not 2 testicles.
lol if u have a funnier blonde joke say it and i will give u best anwser if u win
Answers: whoever makes the funniest blonde joke wins 10 points as best answer. here is two that i like dont copy it.
there was a blonde a black haired lady and a red head. they were about to get killed in a death penalty. before they shot the black haired lady they said do u have any last requests she said no. so they went ready aim and she yells tornado they turn around to see and she escaped. the red head said the same thing they went ready aim and she went hurricane she escaped. then the blonde was i see wat they are doing. so they went ready aim and the blonde said fire and she died.
This one is funny to
the blonde went to a elmo factory to get a job. the boss said give every elmo 2 test tikles. she then went and did the job wen the boss can to inspect the job he saw the blonde with a needle putting to balls in each elmo. the boss went i told u to give them 2 test tikles not 2 testicles.
lol if u have a funnier blonde joke say it and i will give u best anwser if u win
a blonde walked into a store and said i would like to buy this tv.
the salesperson said im sorry, we dont sell things to blondes.
so the blonde died her hair brown and went back to the store.
i would like to buy this tv, she said
im sorry says the salesperson, we dont sell things to blondes
she askes how did u know??
thats a microwave.....
another one....
2 blondes were going to disney land when they reached a fork in the road. the sign said disney land left.
so they went home..
one moree
there was a red head, a brunette, and a blonde on a desrted island that was 100 yards away from the shore
the red head swam 50 yards, got tired and drowned
the brunette swan 75 yards, got tired and drowned.
the blonde swam 99 yards, got tired and swam back
those r the best ones i know =]
Two blondes were sitting on a bench talking. One blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away, China or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Your'e the kind that gives the rest of us blondes a bad name. Can you SEE China from here??"