A young man is wandering through China when he comes upon a house in the mountai!


Question: is greeted by an ancient Chinese man."I'm lost",says the young man."Can you put me up for the night?"Certainly,"says the old man."But on 1 condition.If you so much as lay a finger on my young daughter I will inflict upon you the 3 worst Chinese torture known to man".The man agrees and is ivited to sit at the dinner table.The old man's daughter turns out to be young and beautiful,and later that night he creeps into her roomfor a night of passion.At dawn he goes back to his room.A short time later hr wakes to feel a weight on him.He opens his eyes and sees a large rock on his chest with a note reading."Chinese Torture 1:Large rock on chest".That's pretty crappy,"thinks the man.If that's the best he can do,I don't have much to worry about".The man gets up,walks to the window and throws the boulder out into the ravine.As he does so he notice anohter note stuck to the widow frame.It reads "Chinese torture 2:Rock tied to left testicle".


Answers: is greeted by an ancient Chinese man."I'm lost",says the young man."Can you put me up for the night?"Certainly,"says the old man."But on 1 condition.If you so much as lay a finger on my young daughter I will inflict upon you the 3 worst Chinese torture known to man".The man agrees and is ivited to sit at the dinner table.The old man's daughter turns out to be young and beautiful,and later that night he creeps into her roomfor a night of passion.At dawn he goes back to his room.A short time later hr wakes to feel a weight on him.He opens his eyes and sees a large rock on his chest with a note reading."Chinese Torture 1:Large rock on chest".That's pretty crappy,"thinks the man.If that's the best he can do,I don't have much to worry about".The man gets up,walks to the window and throws the boulder out into the ravine.As he does so he notice anohter note stuck to the widow frame.It reads "Chinese torture 2:Rock tied to left testicle".
i started laughing out loud and clapping in my cubicle at work and got in trouble.... very worth it. nice.
Great story, lol
Cool.lol
That one really rocks!!
Ouch!

Hee hee love that :)

have a star!
:-))
Hahaha good one! lol
LMAO!! Heard it before but it still made me laugh.
OMG that was so funny
What happened to the daughter?
OUCH,OUCH,OUCH.
I bet that hurt.10/10.
Thanks for sharing.
i didnt get that 1 but even if i did it wont make a diffrence
Good one
Very good, deserves a star.. check out my couple of jokes before I go to work...see you next week...Toe.
Funny!!
i only have 1 testicle so i guess i must have met this chinese man already

lmao
ha ha ha funny
liked it
OOuch testicle jokes are funny but really sore for us blokes..... am gona be whinching all day at that...................... someone get me a pillow!!!
I suddenly have this awful ache between my legs!!!! hahhahahahhaahah!!!..lucky for me I,m on pain killers!!hahahhahh..good joke xxxx


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