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Answers: Please share them...lol.

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chuck norris invented black. in fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. except pink. tom cruise invented pink.

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1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

2. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

3. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

4. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

5. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

6. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

7. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

8. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

9. Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

10. The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

11. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

12. There is no theory of evolution, Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

13. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

14. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

15. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

16. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

17. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

18. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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The last one ever told, so I won't have to hear any more!

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