Contest for funniest joke u win and u get best answer?!


Question: whoever makes the funniest blonde joke wins 10 points as best answer. here is two that i like dont copy it.

there was a blonde a black haired lady and a red head. they were about to get killed in a death penalty. before they shot the black haired lady they said do u have any last requests she said no. so they went ready aim and she yells tornado they turn around to see and she escaped. the red head said the same thing they went ready aim and she went hurricane she escaped. then the blonde was i see wat they are doing. so they went ready aim and the blonde said fire and she died.

This one is funny to

the blonde went to a elmo factory to get a job. the boss said give every elmo 2 test tikles. she then went and did the job wen the boss can to inspect the job he saw the blonde with a needle putting to balls in each elmo. the boss went i told u to give them 2 test tikles not 2 testicles.

lol if u have a funnier blonde joke say it and i will give u best anwser if u win


Answers: whoever makes the funniest blonde joke wins 10 points as best answer. here is two that i like dont copy it.

there was a blonde a black haired lady and a red head. they were about to get killed in a death penalty. before they shot the black haired lady they said do u have any last requests she said no. so they went ready aim and she yells tornado they turn around to see and she escaped. the red head said the same thing they went ready aim and she went hurricane she escaped. then the blonde was i see wat they are doing. so they went ready aim and the blonde said fire and she died.

This one is funny to

the blonde went to a elmo factory to get a job. the boss said give every elmo 2 test tikles. she then went and did the job wen the boss can to inspect the job he saw the blonde with a needle putting to balls in each elmo. the boss went i told u to give them 2 test tikles not 2 testicles.

lol if u have a funnier blonde joke say it and i will give u best anwser if u win
A brunette, a red-head and a blonde are in an office building elevator, returning to work. They notice a puddle in the middle of the elevator floor.

"That looks like c*m" says the brunette. The red-head crouches down and sniffs it. "yep, it's c*m."

The blonde crouches down, sticks her finger in it, and puts her finger in her mouth.

"It's nobody who works in THIS building!"
Hey I am a blonde so I am allowed to use this one.

Q: Why do blondes have one more brain cell than horses?

A: To keep them from poopin in the street during parades.
little davie

Little Davie's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him."

Little Davie asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"


A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying,
"Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Davie stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Davie?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
Chuck Norris was taken to court for attempted murder, the judge immediately threw the case out as Chuck Norris does not "attempt' murder.


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