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Answers: A duck walks into a bar and asks "Got any crackers? "
Bartender says no.
Duck walks out.
Duck walks in the next day and asks, "Got any crackers?" bar tender says no.
Duck walks out.
Duck walks in the next day and asks, "Got any crackers?"
Bar tender says, "I told you yesterday and the day before that no! and if you ask that one more time Ill nail your beak shut!"
Duck walks out.
Duck comes back the next day and asks, "Got any nails?" bartender says no.
Duck says "Good. Got any crackers?"

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Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

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Ha

That's kinda funny

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lol dat was cute i liked it

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wtf ist that supposed to be funny???

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Not bad..i have 1 for you...

The Unemployed Dickman

The government had taxed every part of our body except the penis. Why?

This is because:

70% of the time it is hanging around unemployed,

10% of the time it is pissed off,

10% of the time it is having hard times, and

the balance 10% of the time it is hiding in the hole.

On top of this, it has two dependents and

both of them are nuts!

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