A broken heart?!
Question: Mary, 93, was despondent over the recent death of her husband
Earl, so she decided to just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out
Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the
heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a
burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to learn her
heart's exact location.
"Since you're a woman," the doctor said, "your heart is just below
your left breast. Why do you ask?"
She hung up without answering.
Later that night, Mary was admitted to the hospital with a
gunshot wound to her knee.
Answers: Mary, 93, was despondent over the recent death of her husband
Earl, so she decided to just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out
Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the
heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a
burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to learn her
heart's exact location.
"Since you're a woman," the doctor said, "your heart is just below
your left breast. Why do you ask?"
She hung up without answering.
Later that night, Mary was admitted to the hospital with a
gunshot wound to her knee.
LOL! I actually LOL'ed in the Library!
Guess that′s why gangsters are men right?
oo haha i get it hahaha
that was a really funny joke!
I LOL'D AT WORK AND NOW MY CO- WORKIER IS LOOKING AT ME WIERD.........LOL....STAR
pretty funny. nice job. any more?
This is REALLY funny LOLZ.... *star*! great one... love it