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Answers: A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.
He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.
"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."
The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.
"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.
"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"
"You left your wheelchair at the bar again"

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Have a star... good one.
It's not that the wheelchair is funny, it's the fact that he's forgetful.
It's kinda like the guy that runs into a bar an yells, "Set'em up bar-keep... drinks are on the house."
And some dolt runs out and gets a ladder.

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What is the question? His name was Shamus and he was Irish. He drank Guinness that night. That's a top answer! LOL

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Funny

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i like that one!
have a star

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could have been funny, but your title spoiled the punchline for me, sorry..

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i heard this one yestrday but it was irish joke but its still funny!

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ha ha ha funny

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lol very funny

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