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Answers: One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very s*xy nightie.

"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So he tied her up and went golfing.



A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into thehouse. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey,pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"

The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountainstuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the hell out."


Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.


A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked.

"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."

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Hey, stop doing all the good jokes, can't remember how many stars you have got off me this morning.

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those are funny! especially the polish one. i am check and i thought you were spelling my last name! :)

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Not - heard them all before - sorry.

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lol, nice, love the polish one. =)

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Those are great. Thanks

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i heard those before but still funny! cant stop laughing!!

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Morning. Those are good. lol

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The first was a bit blah and predictable, but the second and third picked up and got me giggling.

Thanks, now my day can start.

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That's frickin hilarious!! Have a stars lol!

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hahahaha

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Hilarious

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lol

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lol funny

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