The Perks of Being Over 50 xx funny or true xx?!
Question: 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.
9. You can live without s*x but not without glasses.
10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
15. You sing along with elevator music.
16. Your eyes won't get much worse.
17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
Answers: 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.
9. You can live without s*x but not without glasses.
10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
15. You sing along with elevator music.
16. Your eyes won't get much worse.
17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
I am late forties and I feel like that already. pmsl.
Haha - getting better!!
Think perhaps you did too much coke or cannibis as my body and brain cells are no where near as bad as this list.
If you haven't already suggest you give it up.
funny :)
haha!
hahaha only you would know about being over 50. lol
love that one, though it's old!
*hehehehe*
I hope I don't be that bad. hehehe Those are funny. When the time comes it probably won't be any laughing matter. lol
You're brilliant. Those all apply to me... and I'm only in my mid-forties. WOW!
i am sorry to say that most of that is true have a star
Im 41 and that is me! ha ha ha
Magic keep it up
lol, i think this is quite possibly true, although im only in my 20's I expect all this to happen to me at 50 : )
cool
Well have two and a half (half important) years to go but by that list already there do NOT tell daughters lol
you would no all abt that pmsl jking 10/10 x