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Answers: Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border
checkpoint.Paddy the officer stops them and tells them:
"It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means
four"

"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishman
retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is
designed to carry five persons."

"You c ann ot pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro
means four.-You have five people in your car and you are
therefore breaking the law".

"The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your
supervisor over. I want to speak to someone with more
intelligence!"
"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat
Uno."

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HHHHHEEEEEEEHHHHHEEEEEE. Very good.....keep them coming.

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lol thats so funny, have a star

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To be honest I didn't laugh try another.

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very good i liked that one!! have a star!!

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Very funny.

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Lol...cute.Thanks for the laugh.

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Fantastic!

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quite funny

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uno -quattro points .lol

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That's not funny. At all.

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i honestly dont get this one!

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Very good.

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He He He....... I love that Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!

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Ha ha hahahahahaha

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It was ok but it was posted last week

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lol good one!

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