LAST ONE TODAY FOLKS So here are some Funny Definitions xxx funny or not xxxx?!
Question: ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character line
Answers: ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character line
I have wrinkles after your jokes and they are called laughter lines. Now you know who is at fault. hehehe
great 1
excellent
definitely funny, and true!
lmao
that is freaking awsome...
LOVE IT!!!
I really like that
love them all!!!!
haha. nice one;)
Great!
I liked the COMMITEE and YAWN, the most.
totally hilarious..
Great daffy-nitions. Here's three for you:
Conceit: An Ant floating down the river on a toothpick wanting them to raise the draw bridge.
Major ego: An Ant walking up an elephant's leg with sex on its mind.
Cocky: A parrot that stops saying "Polly wants a cracker", and goes "pssst", and points to the saltines.
haha my wrinkles are laughter lines thank you. lmao
good 1's lol 10/10 x