LAST ONE TODAY FOLKS So here are some Funny Definitions xxx funny or not xxxx?!


Question: ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character line


Answers: ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character line
I have wrinkles after your jokes and they are called laughter lines. Now you know who is at fault. hehehe
great 1
excellent
definitely funny, and true!
lmao
that is freaking awsome...

LOVE IT!!!
I really like that
love them all!!!!
haha. nice one;)
Great!
I liked the COMMITEE and YAWN, the most.
totally hilarious..
Great daffy-nitions. Here's three for you:

Conceit: An Ant floating down the river on a toothpick wanting them to raise the draw bridge.

Major ego: An Ant walking up an elephant's leg with sex on its mind.

Cocky: A parrot that stops saying "Polly wants a cracker", and goes "pssst", and points to the saltines.
haha my wrinkles are laughter lines thank you. lmao
good 1's lol 10/10 x


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