---

Answers: a Scotsman and a Irishman were walking in the jungle
when they were caught by a tribe of natives
Tied to posts, the Chief said to the Englishman
'You have good skin - you make good Canoe - you have 1 last request, 'A cigarette' said the Englishman, he smoked it,then got skinned and was made a canoe out of.
T he Cheif turned to the Sotsman and said 'You got good skin- you make good Canoe' - you have 1 last request, 'A glass of Whiskey', he drank that and they skinned him and made a canoe
Then he turned to the Irishman and said' you got good skin - make good Canoe - you have 1 last request, the Irishman said 'I'll have a Fork and started stabbing himself saying ' Youre not gonna make a Canoe out of me!'

---

ahahahhahahahahah u r good at these jokess!
where do u get themmm?

---

see the Irish are smart!

---

Actually, I think I'd go with the Irishman!

---

ha its ok.

---

bet they used him as a sieve though - waste not want not!

---

You got this from the joke on here last week, only it was choosing how you would like to die and the irishman was a new yorker.

---

I' well its an Irish joke,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

---

Lol, but either way, the Irish still dies!

---

Sorry posted last week. keep trying

---

Smarty pants, at least he's got sum of it left in his head!!!lol

---

---