A bloke is walking home when he hears a voice in his head telling him to got to !
Question: machine.He is amazed to find himself doing just that,he puts some money in a wins the jackpot.The voice then tells him to go home have a bath and go to the local races,and to put all the winnings on the number 3 in the 1st race.He does that and the nag wins at odds of 100-1,he is about to reinvest the winnings when the voice says no,and tells him to get ona plane to Vegas.The man does this and finds himself in the MGM casino sitting at the blackjack table.The voice tells him to put all that he has got on his 2 cards,the banker goes bust and he wins nearly 100k,the voice tells him to go to the roulette table.Well by now he starts to think he is infallible and swaggers to the table.He listens to the voice and under advice places the whole lot on red 7,the wheel spins ,the number comes up...red 7....the voice goes.....well,f.u.c.k. me !!!!!
Answers: machine.He is amazed to find himself doing just that,he puts some money in a wins the jackpot.The voice then tells him to go home have a bath and go to the local races,and to put all the winnings on the number 3 in the 1st race.He does that and the nag wins at odds of 100-1,he is about to reinvest the winnings when the voice says no,and tells him to get ona plane to Vegas.The man does this and finds himself in the MGM casino sitting at the blackjack table.The voice tells him to put all that he has got on his 2 cards,the banker goes bust and he wins nearly 100k,the voice tells him to go to the roulette table.Well by now he starts to think he is infallible and swaggers to the table.He listens to the voice and under advice places the whole lot on red 7,the wheel spins ,the number comes up...red 7....the voice goes.....well,f.u.c.k. me !!!!!
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my answer i read is cool and amazing!!!! nice ones dude.
i dont get it!
Ha Ha Clonk - I laughed my head off....
Eh?
Ha ha, class.
okay, so even God cannot guarantee the win on roulette?
anyway, the guy can hardly obey that last command...
lol, i get it!!!!
umm i don't get it?!
that is a good one i enjoyed reading that very good