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Answers: Or does the Blonde come under a different category from the Essex Girl? Or by saying "Blonde" you mean "Essex girl" as well!

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Q: What's an Essex girls favorite wine?
A: aw go-on take me to lakeside please please go-on take me
Q: What's an Essex Girls form of protection?
A: Bus Shelters
Q: What's the difference between an Essex Girl and a Bag of Crisps?
A: You only get one bang out of a bag of crisps
Q: How may Essex girls does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?.
A: Five. One to make the mixture and Four to peel the Smarties.
Q: What's the difference between an Essex girl and a washing machine?
A: A washing machine doesn't follow you around for weeks after you've dumped your load in it.
Q: What does an Essex girl say after sex?
A: "Do you really all play for the same football team?"
Q: What's the difference between an Essex girl and an ironing board?
A: An ironing boards legs are difficult to part.
Q: What's the difference between an Essex girl and an Essex boy?
A: An Essex girl has a higher sperm count.
Q: What does an Essex girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her feet.
Q: What is the difference between an Essex girl and a plate of spaghetti?
A: Spaghetti moves when you eat it.
Q: What does an Essex girl do with her asshole after sex?
A: She takes him down the pub.
Q: What makes an Essex girls eyes light up?
A: A torch shone in her ear.
Q: How do you know when an Essex girl's had an orgasm?
A: She drops her bag of chips.
Q: What is the difference between an Essex girl and the Titanic?
A: Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.
Q: What is the difference between a supermarket trolley and an Essex girl?
A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of it's own.
An Essex girl is driving along and asks her boyfriend to kiss her somewhere warm, wet and smelly.
He tells her that it's to late to drive to Canvey Island.
Q: What do an Essex girl and President Gorbachev have in common?
A: They both get fucked by eight men on holiday.
Q: Why do Essex Girls wear knickers?
A: To keep their ankles warm
Q: How does an Essex girl get light?
A: Open a car door.
Q: How does an Essex girl turn the light off after sex?
A: She closes the car door

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blonde jokes are too original to be replaced

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huh? I′m dizzy!LOL!

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Did you mean to ask "Are all Essex girls blondes?"

First Basildon, then the world!

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It's like 'insert group of people stigmatised/known for being of lower intelligence here'. This could be anyone, eg irish/hilbillies/blondes/geordie lass/chav etc etc.

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"Blonde Jokes" are an institution in themselves and true blonde girls(collar & cuffs) know and appreciate this..

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every culture has different ppl -basically its just dumb ppl, usually girls cuz its easier to imagine ditsy guys lol. it sounds better to say "a blond..." or "an essex girl...." or w/e thann "a dumb person..." its basically interchangable. i guess on here it just depends on whos writing the jokes, and what they usually use.

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They are both the same, but blondes are natural and Essex girls hair colour comes from a bottle.

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I am not familiar with the "Essex girl" jokes.

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there were a coupla blondes driving from the north to Essex and they got to London and saw a sign 'ESSEX LEFT'

one turned to the other and said

'well if Essex left then there is no point in driving on any further is there?'

and they turned around and went back up north again!

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hey blonde jokes are better than bigtit jokes

who wants to hear about bigtits all day

apart from me

and the one i see in the mirror every morning

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