Can you share a joke?!
Question: here is mine
a man get to his house only to find his wife naked on the bed and breathing hard.
and he asked whats the problem?
and the wife says im having a heart attach
the husband runs to call 911 and his son comes and says dad uncle thom is naked in your bed room.
and the husband goes back and finds his brother in the closet naked
and he says: you bustard my wife is having a heart attach and you are running naked and scaring the kids
Answers: here is mine
a man get to his house only to find his wife naked on the bed and breathing hard.
and he asked whats the problem?
and the wife says im having a heart attach
the husband runs to call 911 and his son comes and says dad uncle thom is naked in your bed room.
and the husband goes back and finds his brother in the closet naked
and he says: you bustard my wife is having a heart attach and you are running naked and scaring the kids
Football FINALLY makes sense.......
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had
great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he
asked her how she liked her first football game experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
all those big muscles! Wow! But... I just can't understand why they
were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, and scratching his head. her date asked,
"What do you mean, 'over 25 cents'?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
the game, all they kept screaming was:
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"
ha ha its a NAKED truth!!!
A Kiwi ( New Zealander ) walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: " I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
hehe i liked your joke!!
and since in in nz right now, i liked the first joke replied to you too, giggle
hes a dumb butt
hahahaha
A man came home from work one day to find his son, obviously shaken, sitting on the front step. When he asked the boy what was wrong, he replied, "We almost lost Mom today." When the man asked what happened, the boy said, "Well, I came home from school early, & there was Mom on the sofa, naked, with her legs up in the air -- screaming Lordy, I'm comin'... & she would've too, except the mailman was holding her down!"