A groaner for you lot but funny or not xxxxxx?!
Question: Three women were about to be executed. One was a brunette, one a redhead, and the other a blonde.
The guard brought the first woman, the brunette, forward and the executioner asked if she had any last requests. She said no, and the executioner shouted:
"... Ready ... Aim... !!
and suddenly the brunette yelled,
"EARTHQUAKE!"
Everyone was startled and looked around. She escaped. So they brought up the redhead and asked if she had any last requests.
She said no, and the executioner shouted:
"... Ready ... Aim ...!!
and suddenly the redhead yelled
"TORNADO!"
Everyone was startled and looked around. She escaped. Well, by now, the blonde had it all figured out.
They brought her forward and the executioner asked if she had any last requests. She said no and the executioner shouted:
"... Ready ... Aim ... !!
and the blonde yelled,
"FIRE!"
Answers: Three women were about to be executed. One was a brunette, one a redhead, and the other a blonde.
The guard brought the first woman, the brunette, forward and the executioner asked if she had any last requests. She said no, and the executioner shouted:
"... Ready ... Aim... !!
and suddenly the brunette yelled,
"EARTHQUAKE!"
Everyone was startled and looked around. She escaped. So they brought up the redhead and asked if she had any last requests.
She said no, and the executioner shouted:
"... Ready ... Aim ...!!
and suddenly the redhead yelled
"TORNADO!"
Everyone was startled and looked around. She escaped. Well, by now, the blonde had it all figured out.
They brought her forward and the executioner asked if she had any last requests. She said no and the executioner shouted:
"... Ready ... Aim ... !!
and the blonde yelled,
"FIRE!"
hahaha
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Already heard it before by my fourth grade little sister....
that is a cute oneLOL.
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my 10 year old cousin told me this one a few days ago -.-
Soso!!
Brilliant! I needed that thanx!
* I just read thisjoke on here somewhere =) it goes like this
THree girls commit a crime. One is a blond, the other is a brunnete, and the other is a redhead.
The cops are after them so they quickly run into a storage warehouse and they decide to hid in potato sacks. The cops burst into the warehouse and sees three potato sacks.
The cops approach the first sack where the brunnette was hiding in and are about to check it when the brunnette quickly starts barking. The cop says "Oh, it's only a dog" so they move on to the second sack.
The second sack the redhair is hiding in they start to check it when the redhair quickly starts meowing. THe cop says "Oh, it's only a cat."
He goes to the last sack and is about to check it when the blond in it quickly says "Potatoes, potatoes."
All three women end up getting caught is sentenced to death by gunfire.
The first girl about to get shot is the brunnette. The judge asks the brunnette: "Any last words?"
The brunnette points behind him and says "TORNADO!!"
Everyone looks so she manages to escape.
The second girl about to get shot is the redhaired. The judge asks the redhair: "Any last words?"
The redhair points behind him and screams "TSUNAMI!!!"
Everyone looks so she manages to escape.
The last girl about to get shot is the blond. The judge asks the blonde: "Any last words?"
The blonde nods and shouts: "FIRE"
And they opened fire and shot her. *
lol,lol,lol.10/10.
Funny! 10!
lol
and BANG!right on target! hehe...keep them coming!theyre funny...
Heard it before but still funny
This makes it 101 times that I have heard this 6/10
haha, not funny.
i love it! =)
hahahaha
It is rather cute lol
Nice one thanks.
Excellent thanks
that was funny, very good.